Sunday, November 22, 2009

Dedication of birthday.

EDWIN BUSEY!




























































Kiddin. Here's a real picture of him.





























If you cant see him nicely here's a solo pic.





















Happy Birthday, Son!

Friday, November 20, 2009

RE: Summer Breeze Internet Cafe Deleting Dota.
















Why? Have you not seen the side effects of Dota on one's spelling and vocabulary?!




















A DISASTER!
(No serious offense to Dota Players)

Playing with stereotypes,
-Aoki

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Thuderbolt and lightning, very very fright'ning ME!

I've asked two reliable sources on my electric-shock pandemic. These are their results.

Mr. Alfred diagnosis:
You're body is currently very high charged, It's likely because of your sleeping habbits to exceed the normal times which infants in growing stages should be at rest; 9.00PM-3.00AM. Sleeping anytime before and after that is not of any assistance. The fact that your floor is carpeted, doesn't increase the amount of lightning but it just traps it with static in your body making it unable to escape. Also: Your diet should have a probability, what kind of food? I don't know ask a nutritionist or something.

Anonymous's Diagnosis:
Watch the clothes you wear. Don't wear Polymer Fibers, as many man made things, nothing is usually good in conclusion of man-made or mad-decided products. Wear 100% cotton. Also, try touching the wall once in a while. If you're wearing some kind of shoes(Ang moh wears shoes at home) which have relevance to Polymer Fibres, then change your shoes. Try removing most rugs or avoid stepping on them, Try even staying off clothes often(wtf?). Also, try walking on sand for a few minutes barefooted, that might help.
Troll:
'Stop wearing gloves you pussy, take it like a man!'

So I have taken these steps. So far, since my 12th electric shock, nothing currently.
I'm currently experiencing insomnia. That's why I'm up so early; Feeling stoooooooooooned.

Cheers,
Bllur.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Electicity.

God loves electricity and god bless. I love it, as a matter of fact, I've known it all my life(literarly) Its used to light up bulbs, operate computer, microwave ovens, fans, and Electrocute people. I myself have been a victim of electrocution of counted: 9 times in this week, 11 if I can recall what happens all of them..
Shock one: Laptop keyboard.
Shock two: Laptop keyboard.
Shock three: Laptop Keyboard.
Shock four: Open Plug.
Shock five: light switch.
Shock six: Touching my ipod.
Shock seven: Touching my ipod again.
Shock eight: Touching my plug of the ipod.
Shock nine: On my head hitting the edge of the computer

I can clearly describe how an electric shock feels anytime now, because nine strikes means not forgetting.
Once bitten twice shy, Nine times bitten? Why lar why!
Taking precautions.
Try shock me now, Bitch,
Bring it on electric.














-Bllur
Saying: Seriously, I'm wearing gloves all the time now.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

-and holidays are here!

Celebration time!
Who hates holidays deserve to die in a firing line! No seriously.
Lets see, I reformatted my comp! All by myself! Huhu(proudly)
..
*Clears throat*
Well, moving on. Recently I've been doing nothing but sitting as a Code Monkey in front of my computer and whoring Windows Movie Maker.

Yes, I've also watched 2012! Jealous I see? The tickets, came with a price, time..and RM10.
Frankly, I just loved the sound effects and special effects and I do think that the part where the car is going all Keanu Reeves on the way running out that It would make a really cool 3D Roller coaster!
Aboot the movie, I'd like to talk more on how I believe 2012 is just a conspiracy. But that's a matter which is too serious and touchy and therefore I woouldn't like to discuss it.
I would like to stress the scene where the White house got pwned by the aircraft carrier. Did anyone notice how Ironic this was?! I loved the irony! I mean usually its sent to destroy other's white/blue/green houses but This! It destroyed its own! It just rocks hard.

Video time!
Here's a video portraying how horribly funny a commercial can be when overstressed its Man-ly-ness.

This one's from idiocracy:

Friday, November 13, 2009

Knowing English : 'cursing' words












This has been in my brain for quite some time now, and now I'm going public.

Fuck. As we know, this word is often used as a verb; sentence enhancers to stress their anger or annoyance. It has been labeled a bad word:
Fuck defines by dictionary as:
–verb (used with object)
1. to have sexual intercourse with.
Wouldn't fuck be as bad as saying sex? Nono, saying sex is not a bad word but fucking is bad.
I want proofs, and right now, I state my case:
When I say fuck, do sparks fly? Do crows cry uncontrollably? Do glasses nearby break? Do lightning thunders? I think not, why? It's a word!

Yes ladies and gentlemen, there is indeed nothing wrong about saying the word fuck. It's not a forbidden word, or might actually cause chaos.

If I meet a Japanese man(no English education whatsoever), and say 'fuck' will be suddenly break into an outburst and scold me because by second nature saying that word is wrong? I don't think so.

My theories on why we treat the word Fuck as a bad word. I think it is because the parents attempt to conserve kids by saying fuck is a naughty thing and is a bad word to use while assisting in their absence of know how of sex-ed. This has psyched generations to believe it as a bad word by second nature.

Naturally, men find forbidden things fun! Therefore, bad men rebelliously whore the word fuck, which normal people do the math; Bad men = Speak Bad Words (how ignorant).
Hence, fuck becomes a bad word instead of an action.

Stressing my point, I'll give you an example.
If I were to have the power to say bend space-time continuum; travel time. I would go to the past and make the man whom created the word fuck change it to cake.
If that happens. Examples of sentences:
Bull-'Cake', I forgot my wallet.
Oww, 'Cake' you!!
I'm gonna 'cake' you up!
'Cake' IT!
I 'caked' a whore last night, it was awesome.

Now do you see? There's nothing wrong of saying fuck! But, that doesn't mean you go around fucking fucking and fucking. It still must be treated with the same self-respect as many words and only be used when it is necessary. If it were given the same self-respect every word is given instead of being labled, people would just treat it like a normal word instead of forbidding themselves from saying so. Please do educate your friends on this, or they'll stare at you for doing something that is right.

Lulling off,
Aoki

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

MUST WATCH MOVIES

Recommended by bllu..no, Aoki(I must resist!).
There are three, perhaps three of the best movies I've seen coming out these months.
Arranged in order: Best to third-best.


Once Upon A time,
In a Nazi occupied France..




















The word bad-ass has never been defined so well. Once reading the synopsis some time ago(months) , I already was exited to watch it. Perhaps one of the best and probabbly funniest Nazi movie in ages! I love how it was planned and all the characters were lovable and simple to know. Not to mention even the Nazi characters were unforgettable. This is a nazi movie I want, a movie where they don't completely make a total (bitch) out of the Germans just because they lost the war to the allies.













Yes, it was casted by Brad Pitt as Lieutenant Aldo Raine. Instead of a serious hard-on character such as Sergeant Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket', they put a comedious snaz of an American. Must say, the little mustache was a nice touch!
He wasn't seen throughout the movie, but I still enjoyed the rest of the cast.


Next we have Law Abiding Citizen.
Story was Ace, casting, great!




















But I did have a little laugh when he appeared with the beard (remembering King Leonidas from 300). A super well-plotted storyline which I do not want to reveal to pull out the fun. It condemns mostly on the Democratic law enforcement's weakness.
In my opinion, I like these kinds of movies. By these kinds I'm talking about some evil mastermind protagonist instead of him being a good guy. Much more movies like these are: The Phantom Of The Opera(Erik), V is for Vendetta(V), The strange case of Dr.Jekyll and Mr. Hyde(Dr Jekyll/Mr.Hyde)

These two are great movies and I recommend you to watch these if you have free time
I could have watched Jennifer's body, But I decided not to! It was a desicion: Stay at jusco and watch Jennifer's body or go home without watching anything. I think I made a right decision.
Cheers
-Aoki