Thursday, July 16, 2009

Through The Fire and Flames I carry on.

By that I mean it in a metaphorical way. You want a post on my school on the fire drill we had that day? It would be Exciting wouldn't it? You want a post on Explination, Crucial? Wouldn't that be exciting?! NO! This is MY blog, You WILL Obey me and read MY blog!

Sorry, I went overhand there, you see, these little devils made it up my ass and I'm angry this whole week till now.
RAWRAWRWAWR
this face describe my mud

>:-(

Ok. No, seriously, I have to start posting on explination, or itd be boring.
Ok, by through the fire and flames, I do hear the song by Dragonforce and Loves it. But I'm talking as if, I'm walking through fire and flames metaphorically. C'mon, wouldn't you be angry If I made you walk through fire and flames? ....I thought yes.

So moving on to today's topic, which I have came to fond so much this week is Opinions.
Ok, this is the reason why I'm so mad.
Let me tell you what is opinions.
Definition of dictionary.com
a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty.
Redifined by me as
Opinions are commets given to others on a certain topics and should remain on contact with subject.
Now tell me, when was the last time you said this phrase to somebody after their opinion.
"You suck"
Ok, let us slow down a little. It is way too hands-on.
Now let for say, A man named Calvin Likes Kelvin Klein Shirts, while a doood named Polol likes Polo T-shirts.
Now let me Initiate the conversation

Aoki: Ok, En-guard, no Hitting below the belts, and fight.
Polol: Hey, I like Polo T-shirts you know? The horse looks great.
Calvin: Yeah, that ok, but In my opinion I prefer the Kelvin Klein T shirts with the Logos and all.
Polol: Cool.
Aoki: Hai, End fight. Bow to each other, Bow to Grand master, Ok you're dismissed.

and Now for say a man named Weng likes Long hair girls, while a man named Beng likes Short hair girls.(I dont mean to be stereotypical here)
Now let me Initiate the conversation

Aoki: En-guard, no hitting below the belts, Now, Fight!
Weng: Hei, see that chiobu there, Long hair le, not bad not bad.
Beng: Chih, Where can lar, so ugly, See, now thats a chiobu right there, short hair smore no need long hair to cover their ugly shoulders.
Weng: Weh, kaubu face, you better jia sai ar, Long hair so much better le, You no machibai eyes got problem ar, no tastebuds ar, mother never teach you how to say ABC ar.
Beng: Wa Kanininama eh chi gong thai bo song Lu eh Kaniniaubu eh Zhou Zhong Shi Pa Thai ar kaniinama eh chi bai lan jiao sai kong jia ker sai jia jia sai lar!
Weng: Lai lar!
*Fight*
Aoki:Hai, End fight, can continue at carpark. Bow to grandmaster. Now go off.

Do you get my point now? Opinions are not supposed to be given to franking opinion serve someone, Is point of view, not anything not realted to topic. Give an opinion on the topic, dont condemn the person whom threw the opinion. Give your point of view. Yeech, Ive already stopped giving opinions under certain topics to many nubs starting from the few days ago and I can say I am feeling Great since I did so, but the starting of the week.. was a bitch.

And please note, that this post was purely rushed and did not really put much thought on to and may contain offensive or fraud material which is not useful under certain eroticism.

Cheers,
Bllur

and second note: I'm not gonnna tell whom I'm angry at, no matter what circumstances or whatever, NEVER..
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Saturday, July 11, 2009

Take It Like A Spartan

That's what Id usually say to a person I kill in games.
OK, ill skip the intro of pa paparapra things and letting suspense and throw the topic right on your face.
I hate a part of the world. I said it.
I hate the haters of the full world, they are amongst them.
You see, there's a difference.
A person whom hates the world, is blindly hating the world without knowing the fact that there are more to love of the world, such as Ice Hockey, Canada, Keanu Reeves.
He mindlessly subjects to hating the world due to a hypocritical oath or something.
While the Passion Of hate which I have grown so fond of which you might realise, consists of many people such as Emos, Tweets, Burritos, Lala, and the list goes on, which are most people whom appear much in Malaysia because my range of information of the outside world to hate is very small.
So, now, a new limited edition version patched upadted one has arsed and I just remembered how many people whom care and counts on Bllur would be offended, and I'm not going to say it.
This shall remain a topic which teaches you on Hating the world, and hating specific sides of the world.



Got'ya didn't I?
That wasn't the main objective of the post, unfortunately.
Yes, sure it Is one of my opinion, but not exactly the one I'm going for.
You see, take the above sentence as an example.
'So, now a new limited edition version patched upadted one has arised, is a statement to present.
'and I just remembered how many people will be offended'.

Now tell me, for say I have used to computer for 3 years and typed and used it all the time, wouldn't I know whats the button on top of \ and at the right of =. Yes, the Backspace Button!
The Backspace Button is a magical tools which instead of making words come out of the screen, makes it disappear. WA WAIT, don't press it, now you'll only go to the page behind. See, it is a magical tool. Do not miss it out, or it will come to you tonight wake you up, just to kill you when you have a last glance of the huge button with carved writings: Backspace <---- which starts stabbing you with the arrow until you die, and will consume your soul into the database and there you will serve the computer as primary slave and STOP!

Ok, now Go, If you have the backspace button, and you are saying something you don't want people to hear, use it. Or, it is an alter ego which takes over your body and makes you say it out and say, 'I remembered (Insert excuse) towards you guys'. Do not be an idiot and believe and be a bitch and ask, 'hey, what is it lar'. Please, goodness sake. Its like, Hobos on crack. This shows that the person is attempting to be smart and says an offensive or standalone statement while attempting to cover it up(horribly lamely). If you have an offensive statement, say it, or keep it. Don't play on the border.

for example.
Tommy is a Homosexual
Blogger: Uh, Tommy, he's a little, well I shouldn't be even posting this, heh.

You watch and see. I only hope that next time you will be smarter than the person whom is acting it out.

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Sunday, July 5, 2009

Do You Like My Blog, Yes/No.

I'm taking this post from "Explination" or "Crucial" to remind youself of a question many of you might be asked of. I have seen this happen in many blogs such as.. well, almost five. The deceased that people might actually put these question is stressful to the reader.

Ok, Let me take this question in a way of the point of view of the answerer.
I enter a site. Hoping to know more and assume more gossip of a person's life to turn it against him which would add drama to my life and hopefully makes me not the bad guy and be the saint and prove to him that I am a nice guy so that I may have him as a friend and hopefully he goes rich and I could be one of his buddieess.

Letting that aside, reading his blog, and he puts a question bar right on top of the chatbox. You were aiming at the chatbox so you could suck up on how awesome the post which it really wasn't or you're intentions are to spam. Just right there the question is thrown directly on to your face.

"DO YOU LIKE MY BLOG"
"YES =)"
"NO =("

Watching this question, you will go "WTF..I'm feeling so clicker-happy now, I have to answer this or if I dont, bill gates wont earn 5 cents."
You then wonder "I don't really like this blog, and I think its as bad as watching colourfull dog poop" You will move your cursor to the No button.
Now you see the sad face. This indicates that the question host is indirectly telling you
"YOU DONT FUCKING CLICK THIS BUTTON"
hehehehehe..
*clears throat*
So you think "If i click this button, he'd go offended and all and will go on an emo post-spree on how he is misunderstood and nobody understands what he says"
To take a counter-measure, You be a hyprocrate and click the Yes button with the Smiley Face.
Great job, EsE, Great job, You did it for the better good.

But is it, now?

Cheers,
Bllur

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Explination : Part 1: Walk Like A Man.

*Proop* *Druuuup*

Sounds of the echo of boots and batons in a coordination.

A man whom is around 5'8 height, wearing long fitting clothes marched back and fourth, stopped, and began to shout.



Commander Benningfield: Stand Attention!

The men erected their backs and the sounds of the gears and pouches on their body dangled.

Men: Sir, Yes Sir!

The expressionless faces on the men could be seen to be focused, some even sweated in stress.

Commander Benningfield: Do you maggots remember why you joined the force?!

The seven Men standing in front of him shouted back at the same time

Men: I've Joined the force to server my school, Sir!

Commander Benningfield: Well then, You'd better'd get started.



As benningfield opens a door behind him. There was a dim radiance of fire at a distance, people running in groups towards a wired gate in groups.



*Delta Moving in*(radio)

The seven men ran towards the gate, fully equiped with a thick tactical shield, a baton and riot gear. They managed to reach the area of the gate, hitted the people climbing down and pushed and supressed them away.

The sound of boo's and hisses are heard from the crowd's side.

A helicopter is chopping on top of them and the mike was turned on.

*Kherk* Please disperse or we shall take you down by force. *Kherk*

"Get down get down get down!!" one of the riot squad said.

One of the riot men said, you'll have to take us.

The riot began throwing stones at the riot squad.

The pilot on the helicopter then saw it and radioed

Pilot: It's getting messy down there, get them some help.

As the riot squad shielded themselves with their tactical shield from rocks, a small division of gas men was gathered on the building.

The gas men waited for 10 seconds. The riot was still throwing stones, they began shooting the gas grenades.

The riot squad put on their gas mask and started chasing after the dispersing and running riot.

They fell like flies. As they Plastic cuffed the captured ones, others were running.

As the riot squad stood there looking at the running crowd, there was a sorrowness around them. Nobody said a word, the only sound was the burning of textbooks and smoke hissings.

*Kherk*
Radio: This is command, report in.
Ryan: Ryan, check
Eli: Eli, check.
Corale: Corale, check.
June: June, check.
Bassador: Bassador, check.
Fanthagers: Fanthagers, check.
Radio: Report back to base, then. Guard posts, Assume control.

The riot squad then returned to base on a helicopter. On the way back:
June: RPG!
*Zheuuuu, BOOM*
Pilot: I can't hold it on much longer. Mayday mayday, prepare for impact.
*Krruush* the helicopter crashed.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Micheal Jackson: Condemned to death.

You see Micheal Jackson, you call him a rapist, a pedophile, a fake. He may be all of those things. When he dies, you say, wow that's a relief, he'd wont rape anyone anymore eh? You may remember Micheal Jackson of his daftness acts he has performed during his life. I for one, shall remember him of his music. His art! If a person draws a picture, you're supposed to compliment or condemn the picture, not the artist. wtf is everybody thinking?! "Omgz, Jackson Iz T3H P4rNSTRAaa!!!!1111ONE"
Listen to his songs, Don't watch his personal life, It's a life's decision, pedophilism. '
Let this be a moral to every one of you. As long as an artist's art can pass a message, don't condemn the artist of what he has done.

Friday, June 19, 2009

B V/S World: Life's Philosophy

The philosophy of life has been defined by many lecturers, doctors and philosophers. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, sorry EMO people.

There are many philosophers of Emo people, I have to mention, but I couldn't or Bllurblogger looks bad~.(Quoted from south park).

Ok, now philosophy if Emo thru life is. If Love is involved, it sucks, which in mathematical reasoning would equal to this equation

This was taken picture from an expert emo calculator Philosopher in his stream




















eh, so the chances are slim, but there still is a chance. We have to stop it from breeding so that the world could be rid of emo.


So, as you realised from the equation, the one main source of emo is through puppy love, which was forgot to put into count. But is irrelevant, possibly. Because puppy love is under cause, not equations, so it doesnt really matter.

0.894% is still a chance, that means, one out of a thousands emo people end up getting married instead of die at a young age before their 20s.


Now, for a different philosophy, is the people whom feel that "I may look happy on the outside, But in the inside.. I'm totally a sad person. This type also has an equation of their own. By the same philosopher whom has written the first one.















As you see, the whole theory about YG is a fake and is a stunt to attempt of getting attention. Which was mostly abused and seen in Korean Dramas*(excellent source of wannabes and people whom think they're One Man Armies.

More Emo Genres to cover up soon
Cheers,
Bllur Blogger

B V/S World: Emo Democracy

New Pictures must be accompanied by new posts eh?

So I'm here to talk about Emo Democracy.
The emo Culture has been startled and is now very active. The number of Emo people are starting to increase rapidly. It has even reached a Defcon 2 state.
My fellow readers, we have a problem here. To contribute to the "War Against Emo-ism"
Please check all of the people in your same house. Your parents, which are highly unlikely, your Siblings.

Please do remember to wear your anti-emo gear. If you do not have one, I urge you to purchase one at your nearest defensive store. If you so happen to not have gear, and the State of Emo(SOE) of that person is dangerously high, please call the nearest anti-emo squadron which will immediately arrive and quarantine the emo suspected.

To contribute in a higher scale, do check your friends for being emo and help them. If they're not emo or are not aware of this, give them a proper mask to prevent them from being infected.
Avoid going to places which are crowded. Avoid places with aircons with many people around(Emo cells are more active when exposed to aircon). If you start having symptoms (Sneezing), immediately conatact your doctor. Also avoid travelling to countries which are under A state of Emo Unsecurity.

Stay Safe